My hosting provider is (quite rightly) basically forcing me to upgrade PHP in the next month: if I don’t, they’ll charge me extra for extended support. This is fine.
What’s not fine is that the WordPress theme I’ve been using forever isn’t supported/updated. So either I can figure out enough php to make it work again, or I can make a better choice: give in, pick a new theme, and spend at least a week configuring it.
I’m not sure which would be more work! Blehhh.